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Jan

Mortal Combat

Her 1:
oh man I want to DESTROY someone to that song.
Me:
Destroy? You're so romantic.
Her 2:
damn. You are an annihilator.
Her 1:
FINISH HEEEEEER!!!!!!

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Braaaains

Her 1:
if you put a pussy in front of her face, she'd eat it like a zombie.
Her 2:
28 days later on that bitch.

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I hate motherfuckers that after taking a shit, leave the bathroom door wide open. Like, do you THINK I want to climb into your asshole?
Jasmin

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(Source: Los Angeles Times)

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peasandcarrotsinternational via peasandcarrotsinternational

calivintage: supermodel naomi sims in 1969 by ap and by berry berenson, 1972 via tomboy style.

calivintage:

supermodel naomi sims in 1969 by ap and by berry berenson, 1972 via tomboy style.

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calivintage via calivintage

I thought I loved a stripper once. And then I had a conversation with her.
A

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So where do they get the skin for the titties?
Jasmin re: tranny hookers with breast implants

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You can tell how fat a bitch is by her elbow meat.
A

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13

Jan

Can’t swing a dick in this town without hitting someone that knows Lauren…
Camille

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12

Jan

Chuch. Preach. Tabernacle.

Me:
everytime I come here you guys end up trying to get me really drunk. All bad.
Migs:
its a bar, baby. Not a church.

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