January 2010
116 posts
WatchHAHAHAHA. NEVER gets old. <3
mikebakerthebikemaker:
“I love her to bits, I wanna kiss her on the lips!”
December 2009
187 posts
You know you're from California when...
loverfly:
soill-mannered:
registerregister:
You say “like” and “for sure” and “right on” and “dude” and “totally” and “peace out” and “chill” and “tight” and “bro” and “hell of” and “hella”(Nor Cal only) and “faded” and “stoked” and “fo sho” and you say them often When someone cuts you off, they get the horn, the finger and high speed chase cause we don’t fuck around on the road.
We don’t...
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What do you miss about LA??? Will you be moving there soon?
the weather! i miss summertime in LA. nothing like cruising the streets with my girls, windows down, blaring nate dogg. lol. most importantly, all my folks. if i could take my family and move them up here i would. but my overwhelming need to be closer to them has me considering making a move in the near-ish future. (no...
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What do you miss about LA??? Will you be moving there soon?
the weather! i miss summertime in LA. nothing like cruising the streets with my girls, windows down, blaring nate dogg. lol. most importantly, all my folks. if i could take my family and move them up here i would. but my overwhelming need to be closer to them has me considering making a move in the near-ish future. (no...
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as a man, what is the appropriate way to introduce yourself to a women without her thinking I want to have sex with her immediately after the hello..
EASY. all you tell her is ‘i’m totally NOT ever gonna try to have sex with you’. hmmm. no… that won’t work either. i guess there really is no way. but you can start by not trying to undress her with...
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in the near future i’m going to find yo sexy ass, how should I approach a classy lady like you?
define ‘find’. and uh… if ‘approaching’, no sudden movements. i’ve been known to carry numchucks.
Ask me anything
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how does it feel to constantly be in such close proximity to @rehes’ #bewbs?
um. can i just say how awesome it is that i may witness her cups overfloweth? if only everyone could be so lucky. <3
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kick the ass of the guy who thought of slavery? not a good idea. either someone else would think of it… or we wouldn’t be as multicultural as we are today.
slavery is the ONLY way the world would be multicultural? even if that was the case, slavery is defined as ’ the state of being bound in servitude as the property of a slaveholder or household.’ i...
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If you had access to a time machine, where and when would be the first place you travel to?
i would go back in time, find whomever’s bright idea it was to start slavery, and kick their fucking asses.
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Watchtina turner- private dancer
speaking of tina. this is one of my favorite songs.
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“i know that the spades, are the swords of a soldier.
i know that the clubs, are...”
– sting (shape of my heart)
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reblog if your a FULL virgin.
humanelement:
myvaginaitches:
stormmm:
(via taylorsayss)
how can you be half virgin?
If he used the chainsaw before he raped you.
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Watchjunior mafia- players anthem
smoke more blunts than a little bit, what are you an idiot? listen to the lyrics i spit like m-1’s…
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b-legit (so international)
i’m actually...
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side effects
so i’m watching an ad for Lunesta. side effects include the following:
Heartburn or upset stomach — up to 6 percent
Pain — up to 5 percent.
Unpleasant taste — in up to 34 percent of people
Headache — up to 21 percent
Drowsiness — up to 10 percent
Dizziness — up to 7 percent
Nausea or vomiting
Accidental injury
Diarrhea
Decreased libido, also...
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“Y’all fake ni99as not settin a trend
We never listen to them
It’s...”
– the roots (don’t say nothin’)
Timeline.
robotwizard:
When you meet a new boo, Its as though nothing else matters…
- First week, Their conversation is all you need to get through your work day. Through email, aim, BBM, or text. Doesn’t matter.
-The following week is nice as well… Semi disrespectful jokes are accepted and brushed to the side with “shut up” -s and giggles.
-Within a months time, you’ve gone over your day time minutes,...
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mickey avalon- so rich, so pretty
(best piece of...
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“if you don’t know me by now
i doubt you’ll ever know me.
i never...”
– krs-one (mcs act like they don’t know)
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13508.) we were great together!
blogsecret:
i told you, you were perfect for me! i did. i did tell you. and i had nothing but love for you sonia…sure i was a bitch too sometimes but i would of never hurt you the way you hurt me. and i know i tell you that i hate you and that i would never ever want to be with you again, but now im lying to you. because i want you back so bad. the old sonia. but i hold grudges like its nobody’s...