January 2012
10 posts
Mortal Combat
Her 1: oh man I want to DESTROY someone to that song.
Me: Destroy? You're so romantic.
Her 2: damn. You are an annihilator.
Her 1: FINISH HEEEEEER!!!!!!
Braaaains
Her 1: if you put a pussy in front of her face, she'd eat it like a zombie.
Her 2: 28 days later on that bitch.
“I hate motherfuckers that after taking a shit, leave the bathroom door wide...”
– Jasmin
“I thought I loved a stripper once. And then I had a conversation with her.”
– A
“So where do they get the skin for the titties?”
– Jasmin re: tranny hookers with breast implants
“You can tell how fat a bitch is by her elbow meat.”
– A
“Can’t swing a dick in this town without hitting someone that knows...”
– Camille
Chuch. Preach. Tabernacle.
Me: everytime I come here you guys end up trying to get me really drunk. All bad.
Migs: its a bar, baby. Not a church.