the hectic eclectic

Feb 18

Elaine Constantine

Feb 12

Yes, this is real. Yes, we are about to watch it. +. Yes, this is immediately following ‘hobo with a shotgun’ in the queue….. #saturdaynight

Jan 16

Mortal Combat

• Her 1: oh man I want to DESTROY someone to that song.
• Me: Destroy? You're so romantic.
• Her 2: damn. You are an annihilator.
• Her 1: FINISH HEEEEEER!!!!!!

Braaaains

• Her 1: if you put a pussy in front of her face, she'd eat it like a zombie.
• Her 2: 28 days later on that bitch.

“I hate motherfuckers that after taking a shit, leave the bathroom door wide open. Like, do you THINK I want to climb into your asshole?” — Jasmin

(Source: Los Angeles Times, via peasandcarrotsinternational)

calivintage:

supermodel naomi sims in 1969 by ap and by berry berenson, 1972 via tomboy style.

“I thought I loved a stripper once. And then I had a conversation with her.” — A

“So where do they get the skin for the titties?” — Jasmin re: tranny hookers with breast implants

“You can tell how fat a bitch is by her elbow meat.” — A