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I’d normally ask how one could go from the depths of cheesy horribabble movies…. And then I remember she’s on ‘The View’. Damn you Whoopi. You ARE a witch skilled in the  art of chameleon-ism… See kids! You can be great too! I’m pretty sure all those groundbreaking movies like Sister Act (I and II), Jumpin’ Jack Flash, and the above mentioned movie ;(not to mention the absence of her eyebrows) are the reasons she is where she is today. (I’m pretending Color Purple, Sarafina and Ghost were not on her IMDB page). so Hooraaaaaay for Whoooopi. She’s my role model. Fuck you. p.s. how the hell did she wind up with the name ‘Goldberg’ anyways?

I’d normally ask how one could go from the depths of cheesy horribabble movies…. And then I remember she’s on ‘The View’. Damn you Whoopi. You ARE a witch skilled in the  art of chameleon-ism… See kids! You can be great too! I’m pretty sure all those groundbreaking movies like Sister Act (I and II), Jumpin’ Jack Flash, and the above mentioned movie ;(not to mention the absence of her eyebrows) are the reasons she is where she is today. (I’m pretending Color Purple, Sarafina and Ghost were not on her IMDB page). so Hooraaaaaay for Whoooopi. She’s my role model. Fuck you.

p.s. how the hell did she wind up with the name ‘Goldberg’ anyways?

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