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Look. I know plastic surgery is the new hottest rage (in some places), and people like to fuck themselves up BEYOND repair. but… fuck that. there is no ‘but’. Its terribabble. Sure i’m all for a little nip here and tuck there. i’m planning a full face transplant around the Apocalypse, because… I wanna look good before i’m wiped off the face of the earth. But if you’re own kin can’t even recognize you, your plastic surgery bill is larger than your annual mortgage, and you’re filled with enough silicone that a hazmat team would need to do your autopsy, well…. you can’t play the ‘nip/tuck’ game anymore. you have been disqualified.

Look. I know plastic surgery is the new hottest rage (in some places), and people like to fuck themselves up BEYOND repair. but… fuck that. there is no ‘but’. Its terribabble. Sure i’m all for a little nip here and tuck there. i’m planning a full face transplant around the Apocalypse, because… I wanna look good before i’m wiped off the face of the earth. But if you’re own kin can’t even recognize you, your plastic surgery bill is larger than your annual mortgage, and you’re filled with enough silicone that a hazmat team would need to do your autopsy, well…. you can’t play the ‘nip/tuck’ game anymore. you have been disqualified.

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